Here’s the babe aka Pirate Queen, because she literally is Queen, featuring freckles because how could I not??
step on me pls
— Noriyoshi Ohrai
I want to read whatever this is the cover for. And if it sucks I will write a better book.
Meanwhile Back in The Dungeon...
Signs of Life! - Adventurotica
This is called “Things to Remember When You Write Fantasy" - or history, or anything set in a pre-technological age.
Where is the light coming from? Remember that this is an era when the only light comes from open flames or the sun or the moon or something. There are no electric lights, no flashlights, and certainly not the big studio lights we see filling in the illumination in every TV show and movie. Anybody who has ever had their power out for a while can tell you exactly why people went to bed at night in the age before electricity - it was dark, and even reading by candlelight can be a pain in the ass, not to mention doing anything that involves moving around. How is your super-assassin sneaking past all the guards? Forget that, how can they see to do it?